I knew a dog with ghastly brown coat,
Who found it hard to keep his head afloat.
His pal came and told him, “Be of good cheer —
This year is almost over, a new one is here!“
Yet them eyes never flickered; them thoughts quite remote.
Have a wonderful beginning
to the New Year!
A worm once climbed up a pomegranate tree,
And deemed a broken fruit to be rather cozy.
Then came a haggard man of questionable wit,
Who found the worm, and cried, “This is it!” —
The worm he housed at the bottom of his whiskey!
My dog Zac once confided to me,
About his seemingly odd proclivity:
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